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5 Business Ideas that You Can Do instead of Cooking Meth

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Cops hate meth cookers because the cocaine industry hates the competition. So do any one of these LEGAL FOR THE MOST PART ideas instead.

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5 Creatively Horrifying Ways to Answer an Unwanted Phone Call

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Proper ways to answer the phone when a motherfucker would.

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Educational Activities & Ideas during School Closures that are Easy for Moms to Make Kids Do

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For all age groups, these educational activities are great for home-school as well as supplementing conventional education. Learning ideas designed to make you think more so than tell you what to think.

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15 Scientific-ish Reasons to Believe in God

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From my driving to the square root of negative 1 and a Princess Bride reference, I cannot be wrong.

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The Sound of Scars

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The self-righteous gods in the White House and castles, in conspiracy theories and in religion, will destroy all that is pure to maintain an illusion of balance and a delusion of law…

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A Poem to my Father

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I wrote this a short time after my father passed away in 1999.

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