Mom, but you have to scream it like stepping on a tail of a female cat in heat.
Mafia Name: The Godmother. Often called, "That Bitch Michelle." My fishes sleep with the fishes, and I orchestrate an annual houseplant massacre.
Divorced after 13 years of marriage. Worst one night stand ever.
Address: The place where the banjos play, just north of The Mothman.
Religion: I pray to the Creator: Truth, Love, Forgiveness, Infinity, The Holy Trinity.
Political Party: Facebook Ad Preferences thinks I'm a moderate.
Horoscope Sign: Libra, the best. But it should be noted that studies fail to reject the null hypothesis when it comes to horoscopes.
Song that Would Play as I Enter the WWE Ring: Hungry by Rob Bailey and The Hustle Standard
Favorite movie genre: I like action movies. My favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard 2, and my favorite romance is Troy. My greatest fascination is epic battle scenes pre-invention of the gun.
Favorite Drink: Diet Coke
Favorite Grown Up Drink: White Russian
Favorite Color: Light (all of them)