I draw horrible pictures.
The blogger behind the blog, “I Want a Dumpster Baby” wrote about how she couldn’t have kids and would take any baby a mom didn’t want any time. Her obsession with randomly dancing to Hall & Oates became a well-known fact about her. Well, then she got pregnant with twins. So Patti Ford with the blog, “Insane in the Mom-Brain,” who is famous for her love of unicorns, decided we needed to make Hall & Oates unicorns as a baby shower gift. So here they are. Making all your dreams come true.
I got creative one day and made Patti Ford, blogger at Insane in the Mom-Brain, her own Unicorn Pony that I named the Patticorn. When she asked for a banner with it, I couldn’t help it. Her loves and obsessions are made obvious here… She frequently threatens to spork enemies in the taint. In fact, I think the spork is her favorite utensil to eat with as well. She looks really good in a fake mustache, like in a way that is awkward, and she has a nasty habit of spontaneously dry humping people from behind. Her blog is full of photos of her dry humping statues, advertisements, and random unsuspecting people. She also has a pet unicorn named Lord Burgess Attwood.
This is a photograph of my daughter, Michelle Grewe Junior, yes that's her real name, when she was a baby on Halloween. The original photograph was taken outside with her in her stroller. I changed up the background and drew the clouds and feathers.
This is a word portrait of The Bloggess. The first set of words are descriptions I created, and those are followed by some praise from her book reviews. Then it's repeated so I could get a whole face.
I drew this. I don't know.
I had a little fun with trademarks that don’t belong to me. Fan Art for Space Balls. The one on the left is his laughing face, and the one on the right, he's being coy.
My kids are very much into the horror game and fan art that ensued, "Five Nights at Freddy's," by Scott Cawthon. He's really nice about using the trademarks and copyrights. His thing is make it free. So I had no problem drawing this for my kids' valentines one year at school. On the back, I had a wordsearch for "I Love You" in various languages.
And for the gutter sluts, I offer this amazing bathroom....